Gingerbread -EP4-Camera slowly fades into a scene at Brittany's house. She is currently holding up to walls of gingerbread while her mother drips frosting all over the counter but somehow missing the gingerbread house. Brittany: You aren't doing it right.Mom: Well you weren't doing any better.Brittany goes to reach for the bag of frosting. Mother yanks it away.M: Get away!B: You are ruining it!M: You must have put too much water in it. Did you follow the directions?B: Yeah, I thought so. I didn't know much half a tablespoon was.M: Are you stupid?B: …. Mom…. (there is a great tone of anger in her voice)There is a knock on the door. Mother goes to open the door and who else would it be? Kambra!M: Oh hi, Kambra. Welcome to hell.B: I'm making a gingerbread house… It's not going so well.K: Oh. Ha ha ha.B: It's not sticking together. (as the walls of the gingerbread slowly start collapsing into themselves)K: Why don't
Thursday RitualPreviously on the CC….Camera slowly pans above the city of Longview, WA. The fog is slowly rolling in from the Columbia river. Camera takes a slow descent into the backyard of a rather long blue house. The camera focuses on a hot tub inhabited by two fabulous ladies.K: . . . so I call, and no answer. I leave a voicemail for him to call me back. I didn't hear from him so I got bored Sunday evening and called. No answer. Finally I called on Tuesday and left a message that said I felt like I was hounding him even though *he* told *me* to call, and if he wanted to talk or hang out he could just call me because I felt lame calling like this.B: Ah.K: And I haven't heard from him, which leaves me confused and kind of wounded, you know?B: Yeah.K: Really, what is going on? You tell me to call you, I'm NEVER the one pushing for ANYTHING - especially not calling because you know I hate phones.